Guthrie Govan Discussion

sumis · Joined: 22 Feb 2005 Posts: 570 Location: gothenburg, sweden

Greenfingers started it ...

Rumor has it that Guthrie makes guitar strings out of his own hair.

Rumor has it that Guthrie once made a female jazz musician happy by playing g minor pentatonic over e7#9, on her g-string.

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frankus · Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:48 am Post subject:

This is ossome! It's like Chuck Norris facts, I loved them.

Rumour has it there's another Suhr stowed in Guthrie's beard; in an emergency, it can be combed out - the guitar obviously, not the beard Wink

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Cass679 · Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Posts: 127 Location: Leeds

Chuck Norris once talked shit about Guthrie's tone, so John Suhr beat his ass back to the 1980's
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greenfingers · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 112 Location: Huddersfield U.K

OOH SHIT, WHAT HAVE I DONE. GUTHRIE IF YOU ARE VIEWING THIS, I'M SO SORRY Embarassed

But?

Rumour has it that, Guthrie went down to the crossroads and the Devil said "You dont need me"

Rumour has it that, Guthrie really plays left handed, He only plays right handed now because it was way too easy.

Rumour has it that, Guthrie's tapping section in "Fives" spells out the meaning of life in Morse Code.

Rumour has it that, Chuck Norris grew his beard out of respect for the only person who made him feel second best.... "Guthrie".

greenfingers · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 112 Location: Huddersfield U.K

sumis · Joined: 22 Feb 2005 Posts: 570 Location: gothenburg, sweden

rumour has it that guhtrie once attached a floyd rose bridge to his beard, just to realize he didn't need a locking trem to keep it in tune.

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Cass679 · Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Posts: 127 Location: Leeds

Rumour has it that Guthrie can speak 64 languages... on the high E string alone
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phil_b · Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 19

Rumour has it that Guthrie has found a magic note and when he plays it the spirit of Jimi Hendrix stands in front of him. Unfortunately this can only be done with a Suhr and Cornford combination.

greenfingers · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 112 Location: Huddersfield U.K

Rumour has it that, Danny Gatton shot himself after hearing the early demo of Erotic Cakes.

Cass679 · Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Posts: 127 Location: Leeds

Rumour has it Guthrie pees Jazz XL picks Very Happy

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"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him a spinal cord would fully suffice." - Albert Einstein

greenfingers · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 112 Location: Huddersfield U.K

Rumour has it that, Guthrie was behind the wheel of that thing that crashed in Roswell.

frankus

greenfingers · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 112 Location: Huddersfield U.K

Rumour has it that, Shawn Lane is not really dead, we just don't notice him since Guthrie came on the scene.

Cass679 · Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Posts: 127 Location: Leeds

Rumour has it Guthrie has travelled in time, the results are now known as Jimi Hendrix.
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greenfingers · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 112 Location: Huddersfield U.K

Rumour has it that, Guthrie came up with a cord progression so beautiful it is now the U.K. contestent for Miss World!